The Dog's Paw
Author: Katie
From: Agoura Hills, USA
Age: 11
Date: 2nd Jul 2002, 12:17 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: The Dog's Paw
One day a dog walks into a bar, he sits down and says' I want a drink.' The bar tender says'We don't sell drinks to dogs, GET OUT.' So the dog leaves and the next week he goes back to the bar and says'I want a drink.' The bar tender says'I told you once I'll tell you again GET OUT!' Then the bar tender grabs HIS musket and shoots the dog's paw. He whimpers and runs away. A year later he comes back dressed in Cowboy pants, Spikey shoes, and anything you can imagine. He stares at the bar and says'I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw.'
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