Not Today
Author: Leanne
From: OH, USA
Age: 11
Date: 9th Jul 2002, 3:05 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Not Today
Once there was a man from a distant country who could not speak much English and owned a friut stand.
The only things he could say were, 'Five cents,' 'Yes, very fresh,' and 'Not today, come back tomorrow.'
One day a boy came in and asked, 'How much are those apples?'
The man answered, 'Five cents.'
'Are they fresh?'
'Yes, very fresh.'
The boy said, 'Okay, I will buy them,' and the man answered, 'Not today, come back tomorrow.'
Next, a robber came in. He said to the man, 'How much money do you have?'
The owner answered, 'Five cents.'
The robber growled, 'Are you being fresh with me?'
The man said, 'Yes, very fresh.'
The robber took out a gun. 'Then I will have to kill you.'
'Not today, come back tomorrow.'
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