The duck and the pharmasist
Author: Aiden
From: Picture Butte *Alberta*, Canada
Age: 13
Date: 14th Jul 2002, 9:07 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: The duck and the pharmasist
There once was a duck that went to the pharmasist and said to the pharmasist, 'do you have any grapes?', the pharmasist said no we don't have any grapes. The next day the duck went to the pharmasist and said 'do you have any grapes?', the pharmasist replied, 'No I told you yesterday we don't have grapes'. The next day the duck went to the pharasist and said, 'do you have any grapes?', The pharmasist came up to the counter with a mad look saying, 'No! look there is a grocery store next door and they have grapes, so if you come here saying do you have any grapes I'll nail your feet to the floor'. The next day the duck went to the pharmasist and said 'Do you have any nails?' the pharmasist then said 'No' the duck said 'Do you have any grapes?'.
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