i got you where i want you!!!

Author: pauline plaza
From: hoffman estates, USA
Age: 11
Date: 22nd Jul 2002, 10:39 AM
Rating: 2
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Title: i got you where i want you!!!

There were three guys. One guy had a gun.Another had some rope and the other one had a flashlight.It was Halloween night and they saw a haunted house.Well the first one to go into the house was the guy with rope,but when he got in he heard the words'i got you where i want you and now i'm gonna eat you.'The guy got so scared he hung himself.The next guy that went in had a gun and when he heard the words'i got you where i want you and now i'm gonna eat you'He got scared and hung himself.The last guy to go in was the one with the flashlight.When he heard someone say i got you where i want you and now i'm gonna eat you he got scared and moved his flashlight to where he heard it and what he saw was the most suprising thing you could ever see.EVER!!!What he saw was a little boy standing there with a buger on his finger talking to his buger.He was saying i got you where i want you and now i'm gonna eat you! LOL(laugh out loud)


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