My favourite jokes!

Author: Sarah
From: Preston, United Kingdom
Age: 11
Date: 26th Jul 2002, 1:54 AM
Rating: 3
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Title: My favourite jokes!

Q. Why is the sand wet?
A. Cause the seaweed! ( The sea weed!)

Q. What do two hedghogs say when they kiss?
A. Ouch!

Q. How did the bubblegum cross the road?
A. He was stuck to the dinosaurs foot!

Q. Why did the man go to the second hand shop?
A. To get some second hand toilet paper!

Q. 3 Nuns went to a bishop because they had done wrong. When the first nun went to him she said; 'I have run over the neighbours cat on purpose what shouldi do?'
The bishop said ' Drink 1 cup of holy water.'
The secong nun came to him and said, ' I have burgaled my best friend, what shall i do?'
The bishop said, ' Drink 2 cups of holy water.'
The third nun came up to him and said, ' i have done a terrible sin, what shoud i do?'
The bishop said ' what is your sin?'
She answered ' I've weed in the holy water.'

( do ya get it?) If you like these jokes then say so on the 'true frind board' call it 'answer to Sarah's jokes.
Please please please!



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