Kids Learn Quickly

Author: Katie
From: Sacramento, USA
Age: 12
Date: 27th Jul 2002, 10:53 AM
Rating: 3
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Title: Kids Learn Quickly

During the school year I would come up with a joke every day. Many friends of mine would come to me, begging for that day's joke. Here's one of the jokes I thought was particlarly funny. Hope you enjoy, and remember, THIS IS PRETEND!!!

I don't know about you, but as a young girl, I remember my parents saying 'Excuse my French!' whenever they said a bad word in front of me. Jacob, who was in kindergarten, also had parents who did this. One day, Jacob told his teacher that his parents had taught him some French. The teacher was delighted at the young boy's claim and sent him up in front of the class to recite all the French words he knew. Jacob did as he was told. Taking a deep breath, he told the class each 'French' word he knew and when he had learned it. All the other classmates listened intently, memorizing every word and when to use it. I bet that classroom was full of dirty language from that day on!


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