Another collection of my favourite jokes.
Author: Sarah
From: preston, United Kingdom
Age: 0
Date: 28th Jul 2002, 1:00 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Another collection of my favourite jokes.
A horse walks into pub, one man says to it ' Why the long face?'
Billy says to his friend, ' The teacher loves me.' Ben anwers ' Why that?' to wich Billy replies ' she's put loads of kisses in my books!'
A blind snake and a blind rabbit were crossing the road. The snake reached out and felt the rabbit, he said, ' hmm, your fluffy, got ears and big feet, you must be a rabbit.' The rabbit reached out and touched the snake and said, ' your beady eyed, low to the ground and all slimy, you must be a math teacher.'
Three blonds walk into a bar, what do they say?
OUCH!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Cause the chicken wasn't invented.
What did Pikachu say when Charmander burnt his tail?
Flamin eck!
This is a riddle.
What is at the beginning of eternity,
And at the and of time and space?
The letter E!
What do you call and angry polar bear?
Nothing you just run!
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
What is as lighter than a feather but you can't hold for more than 3 minutes?
Your breath1
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