Does God enjoy baths?
Author: Ruth
From: Gr.Manchster[Worsley], United Kingdom
Age: 15
Date: 4th Aug 2002, 12:43 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Does God enjoy baths?
Does god enjoy a good old soak,
or does the smell of the devil provoke,
him to take baths of nutmeg and honey,
and come out with hair like golden coins of money,
does he use scents of blackberry and cherry,
and at Christmas does he use the scent of sherry.
Do the angels pluck stars from the sky and rest them on his bath,
and add one of their feathers simply for a silky aftermath.
Do the cherubs whip up towels of spun gold ,
to shape aroung god's bulky mold
unicorns breath and memriads hair,
to make god's skin silky and fair,
and when all the ingredients are added and done,
the joyous bath can be begun,
oh God the jammyfiend,
with envy I am simply greend.
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