how to catch a red elephant!!!
A Jokes and Riddles Story By anette, 15 From asker
Author: anette
From: asker, Norway
Age: 15
Date: 20th Aug 2002, 9:08 PM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: how to catch a red elephant!!!
its simple... take a hole creamcake and a raisin and lay it deep in the wood, so does the elephant come..
BOM BOM BOM.. OH, A CREAMCAKE, THE BEST THING I KNOW! OH, A RAISIN, ITS ALSO THE BEST THING KNOW.. he eat it and go.. the next day you only take a half cake and a raisin and lay it out deep in the wood..so does the elephant come... BOM BOM BOM.. OH, CREAMCAKE, THE BEST THING I KNOW. OH RAISIN, ITS ALSO THE BEST THING KNOW.. he eat it and go.. the next day you take a little bit of a creamcake and no raisin.. so does the elephant com.. BOM BOM BOM! NO CREAMCAKE, NO RAISIN! and he get really angry and really red.. then you just catch him
and you have catch a red elepant
HA HAHA HA HA HA
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