Two bats
Author: Ida
From: Oslo, Norway
Age: 15
Date: 20th Aug 2002, 9:12 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Two bats
Once there was two bats who sat on a tree. They wanted to compete about who of them who could get most blod. The first bat came back with a Big, bloddy rat. 'Wow!!, said the other one where did you get that much blod?' 'Do you see that barn over there, well there I got it.'
Then the other one came back with his face all covered with blood.
'WOOW!!!, the first one said. Where did you get all That blood from?'
'Well.. eh.. do you see that brickwall over there?'
'Yes!'
'Wel, I did't'
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