The Parot
Author: Pucket Kid
From: Red Wing, USA
Age: 12
Date: 25th Sep 1999, 6:33 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: The Parot
A man has just bought a very rare parot. This special parot has the problem of swearing often. So the owner tries to make the parot stop swearing. He tries hitting it, washing its beak out with soap,starving it, ect. Finaly in frustration he yells,"If you don't stop swearing I'm gonna throw you in the freezer!!!"
The parot in response swears."That Does it!" yells the man, and he throughs the parot in the freezer.
One hour Later the owner pulls out his parot."Oh thank you! I promis I'll never sweear again! But I do have a question."said the parot.
"What's your question?"said the man.
The parot replys "What did the turkey do?"
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