Cheese thieves
Author: Jim Barger and John Fleming
From: Manchester, NH, USA
Age: 12
Date: 11th Oct 1999, 8:08 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Cheese thieves
Three men were very hungry and
had no money. They got so hungry
they decided to rob a cheese factory.
The men each stole a different kind
cheese. After a while, they felt sorry
for what they had done. They turned
themselves in to the police. The
policeman asked each of them what
kind of cheese they stole.
The policeman asked the first thief,
"What kind of cheese did you steal?"
the man replied, "I stole Swiss cheese."
The cop asked him, "How do you know
it was Swiss cheese?" The man told
him, "I could see all the holes in it."
The second man told him that he stole
American cheese and he knew that
because of the way it was sliced.
The policeman asked the last man
what kind of cheese he stole and
the man told him it was nacho cheese.
The cop asked him how he knew and
the man said "Well, I was running
away from the store with the cheese
and the storeowner yelled to me,
saying: Hey, that's not 'cho cheese!"
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