Two jokes.

Author: Anna
From: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Age: 8
Date: 14th Nov 2002, 4:01 AM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: Two jokes.

1.There was an Englishman,an Irishman and a
Scotsman,the Scotsman was talking about a magic slide in the park that turns you gold and you go in a pot of gold.
So they went to the park and the Scotsman went down the slide he turned gold and went in a pot of gold.
The Englishman turned silver and went into a pot of silver.
The Irishman went down and said wheeeee and landed in a pot of wee!
2.There was an Englishman,an Irishman and a Scotsmanmon Monday they found a cave with a 1OO pound note in it.
So when the Englishman was about to pick it up when a ghost appeared and said,I'm the ghost of auntie Mable and that pound note stays on the table and the Englishman ran out.
The Irishman went in and the ghost appeared and the same thing happened.
The Scotsman went in and the ghost said the same thing but he said,I'm the ghost of David Crockket and the pound note goes in my pocket!


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