The Scottish-Man, The English-Man, and the Irish-M
Author: Laurie
From: Glasgow, United Kingdom
Age: 13
Date: 15th Nov 2002, 8:33 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: The Scottish-Man, The English-Man, and the Irish-M
There was a Scottish-man, and English-man, and an Irish man riding in a hot air balloon.
'I'm going to throw this thistle to my county!' the Scottish-man said, so he through the thistle down.
'I'm going to throw this rose into mine!' the English-man said, and he through the rose down.
'I'm throwing this into mine!' the Irish-man said, dropping a bomb into his country.
So later, when the three men were back in there own countries, the Scottish-man was walking along, and he seen a little girl crying.
'What's wrong?' he asked.
'I was walking along, and this thistle land on my head!' the little girl said, pointing at the thistle.
In england, the English-Man was walking along, and he seen a little boy crying. 'What's wrong?' he asked.
'This rose hit me on the head!' the boy said, pointing at the rose.
Finally, in ireland, the Irish-man was walking past a school, and he seen a little boy laughing.
'What happened?' the Irish-man asked.
'I farted and blew up my school!' the boy laughed.
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