Jokes.Chapter 1.
Author: Anna
From: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Age: 8
Date: 27th Dec 2002, 11:34 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Jokes.Chapter 1.
What happened when two vampires went mad?
They went bats!
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Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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What do you get if you if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones!
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What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
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What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
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How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips it's lid!
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Where do undertakers go in October?
The Hearse of the the Year Show!
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
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LOOK OUT FOR CHAPTER 2!
A Storyteller Topic - Jokes and Riddles
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