Jokes.Chapter 2.
Author: Anna
From: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Age: 8
Date: 1st Jan 2003, 1:09 AM
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Title: Jokes.Chapter 2.
What keeps ghouls cheerful?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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When can't you bury people who live opposite
a graveyard?
When they're not dead!
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What was written on the Hypochondriac's tombstone?
'I told you I was ill!'
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How did the glamorous earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
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Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centers!
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What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books!
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Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3,000
years?
Because he thought he as old enough to leave
home!
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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appearing in telivision spooktaculars!
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LOOK OUT FOR CHAPTER 3!
A Storyteller Topic - Jokes and Riddles
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