Going in The Sea
Author: Jessica
From: Doncaster, United Kingdom
Age: 10
Date: 27th Jan 2003, 4:04 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Going in The Sea
I'm in the sea,
I need to pee,
but htere's something
stopping me.
Though there is
no toilet near,
it seems all wrong
to do it here.
It feels so naughty
to pursue it,
what if someone
saw me do it?
The colour of it
wouldn't match,
I'm sure i'd leave
a yellow patch.
And what about
the sea's polution?
It doesn't need
my contribution.
My bladder won't
accept the notion,
it's just a piddle
in the ocean.
Imagine how
the sea would be
if everybody
went like me!
I know it's wrong,
I know, I know,
but now i've simply
GOT to go.
There's no more time
for being shy.
If fish can do it...
so can I!
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