The Everlasting Job.
Author: ariel
From: Peace river, Canada
Age: 12
Date: 31st Jan 2003, 10:31 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Everlasting Job.
A man went to heaven and compliand to St. Peter that he never got a permanent jod so St. Peter said 'Ok. I'll give you an never
ending job.' So St. Peter gave the man a tooth pick and said,'Take this tooth pick and chip Mount Everest into the Atlantic Ocean.!' So the man took the tooth pick. 1,000,000 years later the man came back and said, 'I wanted a permanent job!!' So St. Peter gave the man a spoon and said,' Take this spoon and put the Atlantic Ocean and put it into the Pacific Ocean.' So 1,000,000 years later the man came back and said,'I SAID I WANTED A PERMANENT JOB!!!!!!'So ST. Peter said,'Ok go down to Earth and find a teenage boy playing video games and take him to the Ice cream shop Order him a drink and wait for him to pay for it!!!'
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