The Egg Joke
Author: Bethany
From: Peace River, Canada
Age: 9
Date: 31st Jan 2003, 3:02 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: The Egg Joke
Once there was a guy who was travling and needed a place to stay for the night. Than he came to a run-down hotel. there was no where else to stay,so he went inside. there was only one room left but the man said 'Do not go in the bastment! So the man went up to the room and on the door was a sign saying DO NOT GO INTO THE BASTMENT. so the man went into the room and went to go have a shower. And on the bathroom door there was another sign saying DO NOT GO INTO THE BASTMENT!!!! So when the man want to bed he thought 'What in the world is in that bastment?' So he got up and on the door to the bastment was a sign saying DO NOT GO INTO THE BASTMENT!!! but he ignord the sign and opened the door.In the door he saw some stairs going down and atb the bottom there was a door with a sign saying DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR!!!! so the man went back to bed. In the middle of the night he thought 'what is behind that door?' so he got up and went into the batment and through the door and inside the door was a giant white egg with green spots and it was sleeping and on the egg was a sign saying DONT TOUCH THE EGG!!! So the man went up stairs and went back to bed. At three in the morning he thought' What will happen if i touch the egg?' So the man got up and went down stairsand touched the egg. than the egg woke up and started to chase the man!! So the man went up stairs and jumped under the bed! The egg came up stairs and picked up the bed and started chasing the man agian. So the man jumped in his car and drove really fast trying to get to the airport. Than he looked into the mirror and saw the egg running after him! So the man got to the airport and bought a ticket to Jamica. So by this time the man was sitting on the beach and looking out into the Ocean. than he saw this egg swimming towaed him. The egg got up on shore and went over to the man , touched him and said,'Your it!'
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