A DAY IN A LIFE OF A TALK SHOW HOST
Author: Roshan
From: Petailing Jaya, Malaysia
Age: 13
Date: 18th Feb 2003, 3:24 AM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: A DAY IN A LIFE OF A TALK SHOW HOST
Interviewer : Happy New Year, I am Roshan Kanesan from The Roshan Show. Even
though today is
(Roshan) New Years Day, people are sad, like our guest this New Years Eve , Miss Mary Willie
of MWP Industries , who has lost her precious dog. Welcome Miss Willie.
Ms. Willie : Thank you
..(sobs)
for inviting me. (sobs)
Roshan : When was the last time you saw Poofy ?
Ms.Willie : HIS NAME IS PUFFY !!!
Roshan : Soooory. So when was the
Ms.Willie : (Sobs) Im O.K. What was your question ?
Roshan : WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM ?!!
Ms. Willie : Alright, alright , you dont have to shout.
Roshan : GRRRRR
.
Ms.Willie : Last night, after I fed him in the kitchen. Thats where he sleeps.
Roshan : What did you do
..
Ms. Willie : Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ! Huh what were you asking me a question ?
Roshan : I said (grrr) what did you do after you fed him
.?
Ms, Willie : Well, I went to lock the door. Then I went to bed.
Roshan : O.k. then, did you leave
.
Ms. Willie : AHHH A SPIDER !!!!!!!
( THE SPIDER WAS TAKEN AWAY)
Roshan : Ms. WILLIE DID YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE !
Ms.Willie : OFCOURSE, I DID. I LIVE ALONE ! SO THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM !
Roshan : ALRIGHT !!!
Producer : STOP SHOUTING !!!!
Roshan / : ALL RIGHT, dont need to get edgy
Ms. Willie
Roshan : Anyway back to the show . How much is your dog worth and
Ms.Willie : I need to go to the toilet.
( 30 MINUTES LATER)
(Gritted teeth while breathing loudly )
Roshan : How much is your dog worth and is there a reward ?!
Ms. Willie : Say about 4000 Pounds and yes there is a reward.
Roshan : How much ?
Ms. Willie : 4500 Pounds.
( Breathing deeply)
Roshan : Do you have anything to confess.
Ms. Willie : Hmmmm, ( after 10 minutes) Yes.
Roshan : ( Angrily) What ?
Ms. Willie : Amnesia ( Calmly)
Roshan : What! Then how do you know everything you said was true !!
Ms. Willie : I dont know ?
(CRASH)
Audience : Somebody call 999 Roshan fainted !
Ms. Willie : Can I leave, now ?
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