If Legolas were a girl...(part 2)
Author: Joan
From: Acworth, Other
Age: 11
Date: 28th Feb 2003, 6:37 PM
Rating: 3
Comment: Getting a little bit stereotyped now...some girls might be offended. I'll let this one go. Editor
Title: If Legolas were a girl...(part 2)
At the Council of Elrond
HELLOOOOOOO!!!! Are we done yet!!! This is soooooooooooo boring!!! I have lots of shopping to do, and my nail polish is chipping!!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I just broke a nail!!! Anyway, who cares about the boring fate of a boring ring!!! Um.. doesn't anybody even care about what I just said??? Anybody???
On the Road to Moria
I'm sweating!!! GROSS!!! Guys!!! I'm tired and I wanna go home!!! Isn't there a way to get to wherever were're going without having to be in the HOT sun!!! HELLO!!!!
On the Passage of Cahadras
I AM COLD!!! Does anyone have a cute-And I mean cute-jacket I can borrow!!! HEY!!! Can't you see that I'm FREEZING!!! HEY!!! GUYS!!!
In Moria
I need help!!! someone get over here and help me!! I can't do this!!! Get away, stupid orc!!! Um... a little help here guys?
On the road to Moria
Has anyone seen my cd player so I can listen to Blink 182-'At the Rock Show'? Oh, hey Haldir!!! Ya no I can help you with your wardrobe.... if you don't mind having more style.
In the Woods
Can we please just get rid of the stupid ring and go home!!! Gandalf, can't you just your wand-stick-magic-thingy to make the domb ring go away so we-mostly me- can move on with our lives??? HELLO!!!!
* The rest is made up by me. It wasn't really in the movie. I'm just bored. I'm listening to 'Girl at the Rock Show' by Blink 182( I luv this song!!!)*
Rivendell
Can find somewhere to stay???? I really want a room as in 'shelter'.I'm still bored!!! HELLO!!! Aragorn can you buy me a smoothie??? I'm thirsty and hot and tired and sleepy and lazy and bored and annoyed by the stupid bugs and I wanna go home!!!! Thanks!!!
Talking to Lord Elrond
Legolas: I am soooooooooooo bored. Whats up with your boring meetings???
Elrond: The fate of the ring is very important.
Legolas: Not as important as me or shopping or watching t.v.
Elrond: The ring is myuch more important that those things.
Legolas:I'm outtie. Your're boring just like everything else.
The End
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