Jungle Questions
A Jokes and Riddles Story By Marissa, 13 From VIctoria
Author: Marissa
From: VIctoria, Canada
Age: 13
Date: 4th Jan 2001, 10:44 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Jungle Questions
1. How do you get an elephant in a refridgerator?
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
2. How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
3. If the king of the jungle called a meeting for all the animalss, which one wouldn't be there?
The giraffe, because he's in the fridge.
4. If you were walking in the jungel, and you came to a crododile infested river, how would you get across?
Swim because the crocs are at the meeting!
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