The Hostile Hospital
Author: Miranda
From: Indianapolis, USA
Age: 11
Date: 14th Mar 2003, 1:58 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Hostile Hospital
The Hostile Hospital
ATTENTION!!! UNPLEASENT BOOK REVIEW AHEAD!!!
I surly hope that you read the 'ATTENTION!!! UNPLEASENT BOOK REVIEW AHEAD!!!' sign because that message you just read is absolutely correct.There is an unpleasent book review ahead.I will begin it like this(remember,this book review is VERY VERY VERY unpleasent.).The word hostile-as used in the title-means agressive.I hope that you know what agressive means because I don't have time to explain(the roaches are complaining of their low food supply.It is my turn to get the food.).As I was saying,hostile is the most unpleasent word in this title.There are many things that are hostile.Spelling tests,school,parents,and maybe even Mexican food.The Hostile Hospital is very sad and squalor.I hope you have the guts to stomach the rest of this.THIS IS YOUR WARNING.The Hostile Hospital is just another squalor episode in the Baudelaires squalor lives.There are many things in this story that are horrible.Such as,the most horrible,CRANIOECTOMY.CRANIOECTOMY means removing of the head.HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!! I WILL GET THE FOOD IN A MINUTE!!!!! Sorry.The roaches keep complaining.As I was saying(again),cranioectomy is very horrible.The Hostile Hospital just might be the most horrible story in the series just because of that horrible word.CRANIOECTOMY.I must go before the roaches find out that I am going to escape to Europe instead of get their food.Goodbye and good luck.
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