The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
Author: Miranda
From: Indianapolis, USA
Age: 11
Date: 15th Mar 2003, 11:27 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
The Miserable Mill
ATTENTION!!! DISCOMFORTING BOOK REVIEW AHEAD!!!!
Some things in life aren't that bad.Being in an Italian restaurant that is slowly filling up with water isn't that bad.Your teacher being a blood sucking vampire isn't that bad.But there are just somethings in life that are that bad,like The Miserable Mill.In that case,the next sentence will begin like this.
If you were uncomfortable reading The Bab Beginning,and you just can't stomach The Reptile Room,and The Wide Window just rips you apart,then it would probably be for your own safety not to read The Miserable Mill.It is just another woeful story in the woeful lives of the Baudelaire Orphans.Unfortunately,I am planning on sending a card to the Baudelaires saying 'Dear Baudelaires,I hope nothing terrible happens to you anytime soon.With all do respect,Miranda'.Instead of reading The Miserable Mill,why not turn off your computer,run around in circles screaming,and hope that nothing terrible happens to you anytime soon.The Miserable Mill is probably the last thing you would want to read.If I were you I would check to see who that is behind you.I hope it isn't Esme' Squalor.I really think that you should not read this book.I must go.The Italian restaurant I'm in is slowly filling up with water.It is up to my knees and my computer might get wet.Goodbye.I hope nothing terrible happens to you anytime soon.
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