The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket

Author: Katie
From: Indianapolis, USA
Age: 11
Date: 16th Mar 2003, 6:14 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket

The Austere Academy

ATTENTION:PLEASE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Before you turn your computer off,throw all of the A Series of Unfortunate Events books to the ground,leave town,grow a beard,and never read these woeful books ever again,you should probably know why.Inside the cover of is book you find many things that may cause you sadness,misery,discomfort,and woe.I bet you are thinking 'why in the world would anybody want that?'.Exactly.Why in the world would anybody want that?The Austere Academy is so full of misery that I don't even want to type another word about it.But I must so I can let you know just how awful it is.Hang on.I have to go to the bathroom(REALLY REALLY BAD!!!).As I was saying,The best thing to do right now would be to go go another website,or more sensibly,turn off your computer.What you are reading,or more sensibly,what you have finished reading,was/is so unhappy,woeful,miserable,uncomfortable,and sad.Why in the world would anybody want that?


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