The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
Author: Lizzie
From: Indianapolis, USA
Age: 11
Date: 19th Mar 2003, 5:03 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
The Carnivorous Carnival
ATTENTION:PLEASE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
What you are about to read is going to be very very very very very unhappy and discomforting.After reading that last sentence I'm sure you know that the best thing to do right now would be to turn off your computer or better yet,RUN AWAY.Take that last sentence as a warning.Since you dare to read on,I will begin the next sentence like this.There are many other happy things to read about such as 'The History of Toothbrushes'or 'Are My Ancestors Pancakes?'or,if you love the outdoors,'What to Do if You Are Now Being Chased by A Dangerous Meat Eating Bear'.But The Carnivorous Carnival isn't one of those happy books,unfortunately.The Carnivorous Carnival is probably one of the most discomforting books known to mankind.You would probably be better off reading 'Are My Ancestors Pancakes?'.I AM GIVING YOU A FAIR WARNING.I hope you took that warning seriously.I must go.We can continue this...never.The weeds are complaining of being pulled out.Unfortunately they don't know that I am going to take the next flight to Ireland to grow a beard instead of fix their problems.Goodbye and goodluck.
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