The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
Author: Adriana
From: Indianapolis, USA
Age: 11
Date: 27th Mar 2003, 3:02 PM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Room
TAKE THIS AS A WARNING.
I hope you read the 'TAKE THIS AS A WARNING'sign because you should take this as a warning.In your near future you will read about nothing but misery,woe,discomfort,and sadness.Since you dare to read on(unfortunately),the next sentence will begin like thisThere are two reasons why you should never play with electrical devices.One is because you could get electrocuted,and two is that you aren't Violet Baudelaire.Unfortunately,I told that to the liitle boy Billy down the street,but he didn't listen.Unfortuanately,I never saw him again.You are probably thinking that he died but he didn't.He is now hiding in a corner as you read this.He has been doing that for 3 weeks straight.But more to the point,The Reptile Room is one of the most discomforting books on Earth.The best thing to do right now would be to turn off you computer and eat tuna.You might as well not read on.Just becareful about how much you want to read.The Reptile Roo-hey?Who is that behind you?Is it-nah,couldn't be.Why would Count Olaf be behind you staring at you as you read this?Althyough I do recognize those shining eyes.Anyway,The Reptile Room is so woeful I might just break down and cry.You should too.This story is getting quite long.I must go.Goodbye and goodluck(literally).I think that whoever is behind you is about to make a move.Unfortuantely Esme' Squalor is behind me.Goodbye and goodluck.
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