The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
Author: Tiara
From: Delta, USA
Age: 13
Date: 28th Mar 2003, 6:59 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
The Miserable Mill
NOTCE THE WORD 'MISERABLE' AS USED IN THE TITLE.
I hope you took time to notice the word 'miserable' as used in the title and in the warning above which you should also have taken time to notice because you probably know that it means that you probably shouldn't read past this sentence.But since you dare read on i will begin the next sentence like this.If you are interested in happy old stories with three little children spending a jolly old time at a lumber mill,then it is probably best if you turn off your computer and pretend like you never read this because you undoubtly reached this book review by mistake.And as every adult says(like we care or even listen)'you learn from your mistakes,which I hope you have by not reading on.Since you dare,I will begin the next sentence like this.READING THIS IS HAZORDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.The Miserable Mill is nothing but pages full of unhappiness,discomfort,woe,and anything else that isn't happy.In this story you can expect a horrible bed,hipnotism,almost a death,a hard to understand word,an evil villian,cherry flavored gum,and coupons.Who would coupons???Like I said,hazordous to your health.For the Baudelaires,it is just another discomforting story in their discomforting lives.I don't want to go on.But I will.Just remember,it takes more mustles to frown than to smile.I think that you should really turn off your computer.I will have to stop here.It is 10:15 P.M.Goodbye and goodluck.
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