The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
Author: Teal
From: San Antonio, USA
Age: 11
Date: 2nd Apr 2003, 3:43 PM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospital
UNFORTUNATELY,YOU WANT TO READ THIS.
Lucky for you,you aren't the Baudelaires,but if the Baudelaires are reading this,the you are the Baudelaires.But I bet you know that I know that you know that you obviously aren't those unlucky orphans,or so I think.But you know that I know that you know that we both also know that you aren't Count Olaf,or so we hope and think.The reason I am telling you this is to tell of the phrase dramatic irony.The reason I am telling of dramatic irony is because I am about to make a point.an example of dramatic irony would be if you were in a resteraunt about to eat stake and out of the blue somebody yells out'boy!!! I can't wait to try the stake!!! Most of them are made with pig feet!!!'.Dramatic irony is a rude,discomforting thing.Luckily,there is no dramatic irony in 'The Hostile Hospital'.The Hostile Hospital is very woeful.If you can't handle uneccesary surgury,a giddy group of people,an angry mob,unconciousness,canned soup,and heart shaped baloons,it is best if you pretend that you never read this book review and leave this site where you undoubtly found it.That was just your warning.I hope you took it seriously.I must go.I have to alphebatize my memories.Goodbye and goodluck.
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