The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
Author: Lexi
From: San Antonio, USA
Age: 13
Date: 7th Apr 2003, 11:38 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
The Carnivorous Carnival
UNFORTUNATELY,YOU ARE HERE.
Just about every human and animal is carnivorous-a word which here means meat eating.I am meat eating.You are probably meat eating.The Baudelaire orphans areprobbaly meat eating.My point is that if you are not carnivorous,than you best turn off your computer right now,because from here it only gets worse,because as you probably should have noticed,this book is only entitled 'The Carnivorous Carnival'.So if you are carnivorous and dare to read on,than the next sentence will begin like this.If you would hate to be thrown into a pit of lions,than you should probably turn your computer off at this very second,because from here on it only gets worse.This book is very unpleasant and may even bring you sorrow,unhappiness,a tear to your eye,and maybe even sad and horrible memories.For instance,you may get a bad memory of a loved one who fell off a cliff into a rushing river full of crocodiles.Or a very best friend who drowned in a bath tub trying to see how long he or she could stay under water.Me,for instance,would get a bad memory of being trapped in a haunted house with nothing but a flashlight and a bag of cornchips.That was one of the most unpleasant nights of my life and I shudder to think of what could of happened to me if I didn't escape through the fire place.This book may also be one of the very worst book in a Series Of Unfortunate Events.My sister needs to get on the computer before her appointment with Billy The Kid.Bye!!!
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