Ah, So Comfortable!
Author: Ken Poh Wei Quan
From: Yishun Town, Singapore
Age: 9
Date: 3rd Jun 2000, 2:09 AM
Rating: 3
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Title: Ah, So Comfortable!
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Han Shen who attended an English lesson. Han Shen's knowledge of English is rather limited. During the lesson, the teacher asked him what is a refrigerator. Han Shen shook his head. The teacher asked him to find out the answer and tell him tomorrow.
Han Shen went home. His four brothers were at home watching television programmes. The first brother was watching a science fiction featuring an alien with a very big head. "Waah, his head is so big!" The first brother remarked. Han Shen learnt it.
The Second brother was watching a Chinese fighting film and the main character said: "I am Wang Fei Hong!" And Han Shen learnt it too.
The third brother was watching a soccer match and his favourite team won. He shouted, "Oleh, oleh, oleh, oleh, oleh... oleh...oleh," and Han Shen repeated it quietly to himself.
The fourth brother was sitting on a massaging chair, relaxing himself and he remarked: "Ah, so comfortable!" And Han Shen learnt it.
The next day, the English teacher asked Han Shen whether he has found the answer. Han Shen said: "Waah, your head is so big."
Annoyed, the teacher asked him, "Who teached you to say that?"
"Wang Fei Hong," Han Shen said.
The teacher threatened to bring him to the Principal's office. And Han Shen started jumping around, shouting, "Oleh, oleh, oleh, oleh...oleh...oleh!"
Catching him by the collar, the teacher administed a spanking on his bottom. Han Shen repeated the last English word he learnt: "Aah, so comfortable!"
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