Store Hours

Author: Renee
From: Castro Valley, USA
Age: 9
Date: 26th Jun 2000, 2:51 PM
Rating: 5
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Title: Store Hours

One night, the owner of a large department store had just gone to bed. Just as he was about to fall asleep, the phone rang.
"I'm sorry to trouble you," said a sad voice "But could you tell me what time your store opens please?"
"The store opens at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning," he replied grumpily and hung up.
Just as he was about to fall asleep, the phone rang again. "I'm sorry to disturb you again," said the same sad voice "But is it possible for you to open the store any earlier?"
"No," the store owner replied "The store's regular hour to open is always 10 o'clock."
The store owner then slammed the phone down.
Just as he was about to fall asleep again, the phone rang for the third time.
"I'm very sorry to keep troubling you, but could you please open the store earlier?" said the same sad voice.
"No!" shouted the store owner. "You'll just have to wait until then to get in!"
"Oh I don't want to get in," said the sad voice "I want to get out."


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