Two Jokes
Author: BBobb
From: lonng, Other
Age: 3
Date: 30th Jan 2001, 12:00 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Two Jokes
What do you get you cross an elephant with a rhino?
ele iph no
There were two aggies who wanted to start a bungi-jumping business in Mexico. So they bought all the supplies they needed and went to Mexico. As they built it up more and more people gathered round. When they finished one aggie said, 'Why don't I give them a demonstration.' So he tied a rope around him and jumped off he came back up with brusies. He went back down and came up with cuts. He went back don and came back up with bones hanging out. The other aggie grabbed him and asked what happened? He said, 'They said something about a pinata...'
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