What do you get if...
Author: Pierre & Tebou
From: Paarl, South Africa
Age: 11
Date: 7th Mar 2001, 7:38 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: What do you get if...
Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with a zebra?
A. A striped sausage.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
A. A animal that bite over the fence.
Q. What do you get if you cross tabacco with popcorn?
A. A cigarette that tips his own ashes.
Sir: “Johnny why does a plane have a propeller”?
Johnny: ‘to keep the pilot cool, Sir”
Sir: “Do you think your funny”?
Johnny: “No, Sir didn’t you see how the pilot sweats if the propeller stop?
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