Surprise
Author: Theresa Costantino
From: Angola, USA
Age: 13
Date: 9th Jun 2000, 8:54 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Surprise
Once upon a time a girl had a longing for beans. She then married her husband and decided to give up the beans. Her Birthday was coming up. Her husband had a surprise for her, he tied a blindfold around her and warned her. He said "Whatever you do do not peek" So she did as he said.The kitchen phone rang and her husband went to answer it. Now she had this burning sensation inside her stomach. So she figured since nobody was around know was the time to let it out,so she opened her leg and let it out. Not only was it very loud but it stunk up the whole room.Soon after her husband came back he said"alright you can unfold the blindfold now" "Surprise"said her husband. And there they were all her family members sitting around the table.
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