Jokes that will make you laugh and squirm! part tw
Author: Daniel
From: Northampton., United Kingdom
Age: 10
Date: 17th Mar 2001, 10:24 AM
Rating: 3
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Title: Jokes that will make you laugh and squirm! part tw
How do all flea races start?
1, 2, flea, go!
What did the hungry donkey say when it only had thistles to eat?
Thist-le have to do!
Which type of bee does nobody understand?
A mumble bee!
When did the fly fly?
When the spider spied her!
What is the biggest ant called?
An elephant!
What do you call a sick alligator?
An illigator!
When the dentist put his hand in the crocodiles mouth to see how many teeth it had, what did the crocodile do? It closed its
mouth to see how many fingers the dentist had!
What is a crocodiles favourite card game?
SNAP!
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and more importantly, keep laughing!
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