Jokes that will make you laugh and squirm! part fo
Author: Daniel
From: Northampton., United Kingdom
Age: 10
Date: 18th Mar 2001, 2:30 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Jokes that will make you laugh and squirm! part fo
Jokes that will make you laugh and squirm! part four- What is it about elephants?
How do you know when an elephant is under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling!!!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas, but
a flea can't have elephants!!!
How do you when theres an elephant in the
refrigerator? You won't be able to shut the door!!!
What did the elephant say to the orange? Lets
play squash!!!
Why are elephants so wrinkled? Have you ever
tried ironing one?!!!!
How does an elephant escape from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!!!!!
Why did the elephant paint himself different
colours? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box!!!
More jokes soon.....
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