JOKE WORLD

Author: LIAM studham
From: NEWCASTLE, United Kingdom
Age: 12
Date: 18th Mar 2001, 11:38 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: JOKE WORLD

U are about to enter a world of doctor jokes so buckle your belt and prepare for some fun!!!

patient:docler,i have flat feet can u give me somthing.
doctor: a foot pump.

patient:doctor i think i am shrinking.
doctor:well u will have to be a little patent.

doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtins
shut up and pull yourself together

doctor doctor ive only got 59 seconds to live
give me a minute then

doctor doctor i keep thinking im invisable
who said that

doctor i please help me im boiling
just simmer down abit

im sorry but thats the end for now but if u want some more jokes keep coming here and look out to see if i have brought a new joke book.


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