Peanuts

Author: Jason
From: Northbend, USA
Age: 13
Date: 22nd Jun 1997, 9:28 PM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Peanuts

There was a guy who decided he wanted to go to a bar to a get a beer or two so when he orders his first beer he hears someone saying "Nice shirt". So the guy looks around and there's no one there. So he drinks his beer and orders another and he hears someone saying "Nice tie". So he looks around and sees no one there so he finishes his beer and the waiter asks him if he would like another beer. So the guy says "No thanks, I am hearing things" and the waiter says "No, you're not. Thats the peanuts, they're complimentary".


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