School-days
Author: Alexi
From: Naples, USA
Age: 12
Date: 11th Jul 2000, 10:28 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: School-days
Teacher:Davis, use the word, INCOME in a sentence.
Davis: I open the door and INCOME the dog.
Teacher:No,no try the word RANSOM.
Davis: I saw a skunk and RANSOM distance to get away.
Teacher:Wrong! Give me a sentence with the word GRUESOME.
Davis: I wasnt very tall last year but since then I GRUESOME.
Teacher:Oh, you're hopeless! I'll give you one more chance. Please use the word HANDSOME in a sentence.
Davis: Could you HANDSOME gum to me?
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