football
Author: Beth
From: melbourne, Australia
Age: 11
Date: 7th Apr 2001, 10:25 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: football
Wait a second! Before i tell you the joke i want you to take in mind that if a loved one of a football player dies they wear a black band around thier arm!Now for the joke.
There was a footy player named Mike and he was standing waiting for the match to start and his oposition came up to him and asked ' Why are you wearing TWO arm bands???'
Well Mike looked up with a tear in his eye and said ' My father died yesterday.'
His oposition who was named Joe said 'Oh, I feel so bad, but whats the other band for?'
Then Mike said with his hand to his heart 'Oh, I rang my brother yesterday and his father died too!'
Now that was that! Joe walked off and laughed himself to the other side of the earth!
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