99.9 percent
Author: Jenna
From: Wangaratta, Australia
Age: 11
Date: 9th Apr 2001, 9:14 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: 99.9 percent
There was this guy and he took an I.Q. test and he got 99.9% he wanted to get 100% so he went to an office and told the manger his story.
So the guy goes if you ansewer these 3 questions correlty and you will be a genius.
1. How many days of the week begin with T?
2.How many seconds in a year?
3.How many d's in rudolph the red nose reindeer?
Go away and study and come back tomorrow.
The next day he comes back.
O.K. The 1st ansewer is today and tomorrow the 2nd ansewer is 12. 12 says the other guy.
Yeah there's 2nd of march the 2nd of April and so on.
The last one I had trouble with.
But I think there is 48.
48? said the manger.
Yeah see, dddddddddddddddd.
O.K. O.K. you won now just go away!!!!!
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