Have you ever heard of Susan E.?
Author: Gina
From: San Jose, Ca, USA
Age: 11
Date: 13th Apr 2001, 11:18 AM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Have you ever heard of Susan E.?
Have you ever heard of Susan E.?
Who's really fat and has green teeth.
And all she does is eat a lot
From cooking in her biggest pot.
She eats rotten peas and wiggly worms,
With scrambled snakes that squish and squirm.
With red and blue and polka-dotted fish
in snail slime sauce that drips from her dish.
She chews on raw meat and molded cheese.
She never says, 'thank you,' 'you're welcom,' or 'please.'
And every time when Susan burps,
There'll be a quake throughout the earth!
And when she turns and gives a smile,
You'll see some spinach as long as a mile.
She even ate beef the skateboarder gave her,
Then said to herself, 'What an interesting flavor!'
Poor Susan was dumb.
She really was blind.
She also licked honey,
From the hugest beehive!
With all the food clogged in her teeth,
I hope you'll never meet Susan E.!
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