The duck
Author: Clay
From: Lowell, USA
Age: 14
Date: 11th Feb 1998, 10:21 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The duck
A duck walked in a hardware store and
asked the manager of the hardware store if he
had any grapes and the man said no. So the duck walked
out side and looked around and then walked back in the hardware store.
Then the duck went up to the same man and asked the samething. Then the guy
said no!!!!!. So the duck went outside and looked around and came back in and
asked the same guy the same question and he replied NO!!!!!!!!!!. So the duck did the same thing went outside and
looked around and came back in and asked the same guy if he had any grapes.
Then the guy said NO!!!!!!!!! now the next time you ask me that I will nail your head
in the ground. So the duck walked outside and looked around and went back to the same guy and
asked if he had any nails so the guy said no and the duck said good you have any grapes.
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