A Hole in the Fishing Boat (-Humor)
Author: sammy
From: flushing, USA
Age: 10
Date: 24th Apr 2001, 8:51 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: A Hole in the Fishing Boat (-Humor)
There once were two people who went fishing. They rowed out to the middle of the lake when they discovered a hole in the boat. They rowed back to the dock just in time. since they wanted to fish some more they decided to ask their 'genius' of a teacher (you'll soon see why he is a 'genius') how to solve the hole (whole) problem. After he heard the whole (hole) problem, he said to drill a hole the same size as the original hole so that should water come in the first hole it'll go out through the second hole. The teacher then told them that if they don't return then that means his advice was good advice. They thanked their teacher and did what he said. Once in middle of the lake, water gushed into the boat twice as fast (what a surprise!). Seeing that something wasn't right, they rowed back to the dock-just in time. They returned to their teacher and explained what happened. Seeing that his students returned, he realized his advice didn't work. He thought for a while on how to solve the 'new' problem. Finally, after about an hour, he spoke to them. He told them to drill another hole that is equal in size to the other two holes combined. 'This way', he explained, 'If water will come into the other holes the water would go out through this new hole.' Again, he told them, that if they don't return then that means that his advice was good advice. they thanked their teacher for his advice and did as he said. Needless to say, they were never seen again . . .
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