Golf

Author: Kyle
From: Warrenville, USA
Age: 11
Date: 6th Mar 1998, 10:06 PM
Rating: 3
Comment:
Title: Golf

A man was playing golf one day and he hit his ball into the deep rough.As he was searching for his ball he happend to find a bottle in the grass and when he picked it up, a great genie appeared!!!!! "This is terrific" he said. "does this mean I get three wishes granted?" He inquired "yes," replied the genie, "but be careful, for whatever you wish, she will have ten times greater." So, the man thought and he finally said, "make me the best golfer at the club." The genie told him "you will be the best male at the club,but your wife will be ten times better." "okay," he said, give me a million dollars." The genie replied, "It is done but your wife hase ten million dollars." the genie said, " you have only one wish left, so use it wisely ." And the man replied, " give me a slight heart attack."


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