THE ALIEN
Author: Megan Surtees
From: Kirkland Lake, Canada
Age: 11
Date: 10th Mar 1998, 8:43 AM
Rating: 2
Comment:
Title: THE ALIEN
A ALIEN WAS SENT DOWN TO EARTH TO LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HE WENT TO A OPERA AND HEARD "MIMIMI", SO THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
THEN HE WENT TO A RESTAURANT AND HEARD "FORK AND KNIFE", SO THAT IS WHAT HE SAID.
THEN HE WENT TO A CANDY STORE AND HE HEARD "HE STOLE MY LOLLYPOP", SO THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
THEN HE WENT TO A CRIME SCENE AND THE OFFICER ASKED HIM "DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED THIS MAN ?" AND HE SAID "MIMIMI" "WITH WHAT" "FORK AND KNIFE" "WHY" "HE STOLE MY LOLLYPOP".
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