centiped

Author: heathyr
From: austintown, USA
Age: 12
Date: 16th May 2001, 3:06 PM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: centiped

one day a man wanted a pet to clean his house.so he went to the pet store.
the shopper didn't want to big of a pet, medium,or to small.So the
saleguy said do you want a cow?no that's to big.do you want a dog?
no that's to medium. do you want a fish? no that's to small.then the
shopper said what is that over there? well that's a centiped.
ok then 'll take it.so when the guy got home he said to thecentiped
i'm out of milk go get me some. ok said the centiped. 2 hours had
past and the guy whent down to the centipeds room and said what's
taking sssoooo long? i'm still getting my shoes on!!!!!!


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