Story
Author: Nicole
From: Walnut Creek, CA, USA
Age: 10
Date: 28th May 2001, 6:05 PM
Rating: 5
Comment:
Title: Story
Yellow jackets are worn by bees.
Grasshopper clothes come in greens.
So a black widow spider thought it would please
To market a brand of blue jeans.
Now, business is buzzing along just fine.
She takes orders weeks in advance.
And mobs of spiders are standing in line.
For a pair of her eight-legged pants.
Her workmanship's absent of defects,
And she's tossing two slogans around.
It's either: Designer apparel for insects or You can't keep a good fly down
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