The SON of Not-So-Spooky-Stuff!
Author: Justin
From: Detroit, USA
Age: 12
Date: 22nd Jun 2001, 12:39 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: The SON of Not-So-Spooky-Stuff!
What did King Tut say when someone scared him?
I want my mummy!
What does a baby monster call its parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What kind of meat do vampires hate?
Steak.
Alien Doctor to a Human: Take me to your femur.
What do you do if you see Frankenstein coming toward you?
Run!
What to do if a hideous beast is approaching you in three simple steps:
1): Scream
2): Run
3): Run faster
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